happy2bsad:

fuckyeahchrisjones:

Judging by this poster, if anyone shaves anything or cuts any hair, then we’re “mutilating the natural state of our bodies.” hahahahahahahaha.

the key word is slightly
you are mutilating it slightly because no one would be shaved in their natural state
it isn’t an argument against shaving it’s just pointing out the lengths we go to achieve perceived beauty without even realising it

happy2bsad:

fuckyeahchrisjones:

Judging by this poster, if anyone shaves anything or cuts any hair, then we’re “mutilating the natural state of our bodies.” hahahahahahahaha.

the key word is slightly

you are mutilating it slightly because no one would be shaved in their natural state

it isn’t an argument against shaving it’s just pointing out the lengths we go to achieve perceived beauty without even realising it

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feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

(via stability)


dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

(via intellectualpeppers)


sundrownplace:

thecandybomber:

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

This has gone too far
You can’t just ship children off to the skeleton war

when my baby girl has all her adult bones and enough calcium to fight off fuckboys, i’ll let her decide

sundrownplace:

thecandybomber:

sundrownplace:

Our family’s been through a lot these past few months, but now that our beautiful baby girl is here, I know Rick will stand up and make our marriage beautiful again. :-) I just know our daughter will grow up to be a strong fighter in the Skeleton War, just like her father.

This has gone too far

You can’t just ship children off to the skeleton war

when my baby girl has all her adult bones and enough calcium to fight off fuckboys, i’ll let her decide

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kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

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ultrafacts:

The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.



Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.
Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain.
Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around
Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.
Eminem contends that his rap is protected
By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.
Eminem maintains that the story is true
And that Bailey beat him black and blue.
In the alternative he states that the story is phony
And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.
The court must always balance the rights
Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.
If the plaintiff presents no question of fact
To dismiss is the only acceptable act.
If the language used is anything but pleasin’
It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.
Even if objectionable and causing offense
Self-help is the first line of defense.
Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press
What do you think he didn’t address?
Those false-light charges that so disturbed
Prompted from Bailey not a single word.
So highly objectionable, it could not be
Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.
Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth
Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.
This doctrine is a defense well known
And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.
The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact
They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.
Any reasonable person could clearly see
That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.
It is therefore this court’s ultimate position
That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

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Bologna

ultrafacts:

The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.

Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash

So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.

Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain

Because Eminem used his name in vain.

Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around

Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.

Eminem contends that his rap is protected

By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Eminem maintains that the story is true

And that Bailey beat him black and blue.

In the alternative he states that the story is phony

And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.

The court must always balance the rights

Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.

If the plaintiff presents no question of fact

To dismiss is the only acceptable act.

If the language used is anything but pleasin’

It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.

Even if objectionable and causing offense

Self-help is the first line of defense.

Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press

What do you think he didn’t address?

Those false-light charges that so disturbed

Prompted from Bailey not a single word.

So highly objectionable, it could not be

Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.

Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth

Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.

This doctrine is a defense well known

And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.

The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact

They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.

Any reasonable person could clearly see

That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.

It is therefore this court’s ultimate position

That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

Bologna

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tupacabra:

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

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gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

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i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via hypotenose)


Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

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some girls like girls

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sometimes, they like both

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some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

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and some do

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and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

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some girls cover up

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and some girls don’t

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some girls are bigger

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some girls are smaller 

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some girls are smart

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and some girls aren’t

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some girls are nice

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and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people 

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and we should be treated like it.

(You are forgetting guys)

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Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

image

some girls like girls

image

sometimes, they like both

image

some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

image

and some do

image

and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

image



some girls cover up

image

and some girls don’t

image

some girls are bigger

image

some girls are smaller 

image

some girls are smart

image

and some girls aren’t

image

some girls are nice

image

and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people 

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and we should be treated like it.

(via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)