How beautiful is it that someone could make your heart beat so fast when you don’t want it to beat at all.Ocg (via heavyeyesignite)
kind of sexually frustrated
i once told my germaphobe dad i was sick so he wouldnt go anywhere near my bedroom until i was “better” so i could masturbate for 2 days staright with no awkward interuptions
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
IT GOT BETTER